Happy Villagers Inc

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Revision as of 19:03, 10 January 2023 by Dudelmaster (talk | contribs) (Propper entry of Happy Villagers Inc.)

We treat all Villagers equally. Please understand that we can not reveal our location to the public, since Villagerrightsactivists are already looking for us.

Our goal is to get the highest potential out of ever villager and get their resources. A milestone in Villagertrading is the "Death is Priceless" Method. We use one Zobieworker to motivate our Villagers until thy get green(?) and then give them extra water that doesnt weaken them and a golden Trophy.

Although Villagers are our specialty, we do have other branches. Those are hotbathing Irongolems for some irondonations, freeing bees ot their honey, collecting gunpowder from falling green pigs and the most basic of them all Sugarcane-, Melon- and Pumpkinfarming.

Villagers

As stated above we do treat our Villagers equally good. They all get a bed to sleep in and at least a private space of 2m^2. Some are treated even better. They are allowed to move freely in their designated area and hang out with coworkers. Most Villagers have a work Station to do their work. They are asked to work as much as possible, but still only work from 8:00 to 12:00. Management tried its best to get these numbers higher, but everything they tried failed.

Occasionally Villagers disappear or appear somewhere. There are 2 accidental kills by sword, 1 by bow and 1 by pickaxe. Until now it was not possible to bring the person responsable to justice. Also there are over 20 unexplained lavacasualties and one Lightningincident.

Irondonations

There are 4 Villagerclubs set up around one friendly pillager in their middle. The pillager is encouraging the villagers to encourage Irongolems to come by and donate some iron. This system is working so well that we tend to donate Iron ourselfs instead of selling it.

Picturecollection

Sugarcanefarming
Irondonations, they go there by free will.
Inside the Tower of Hapiness
Overview of Happy Villager Inc.
Villagerhousing
Tower of Happiness, where all the Products go to
This page was last modified on 10 January 2023, at 19:03. (9 months ago)
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